Email joke of the day

Email joke of the day

I received this from one of my business partners today….


Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House.
One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from
Minnesota.

All three go with a White House official to examine the fence. The
Minnesota contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring,
then  works some figures with a pencil. “Well,” he says, “I  figure the
job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100
profit for me.”

The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring  and figuring, then
says, “I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials,  $300 for my crew
and $100 profit for me.”

The Chicago contractor  doesn’t measure or figure, but leans over to the
White House official and  whispers, “$2,700.”

The official, incredulous, says, “You didn’t even measure like the other
guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?”

The Chicago contractor whispers back, “$1000 for me, $1000 for  you, and
we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence.”

“Done!”  replies the government official.

And that, my friends, is how the new  stimulus plan will work.

Happy President’s Day!

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